Today Realistic Mustache Co. is a thriving false mustache producer and distributor with a staff of over 20,000 working in our 12 million square foot office/ecohabitat in beautiful downtown BraSwell, Georgia.
Yet as marvelous as our current facilities are, we’re starting to find them a little cramped, hence our plans to quintuple our current space, which will effectively make us the 23rd largest landowner and 7th largest economy in the world.
Who says the false mustache industry is in a downturn (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!)?
Our current offices (as of 2012):
Our future offices (estimated completion date, February 2013):