Some call it arrogance. Others say it’s a show of disrespect. Those close to him label it “extreme confidence.”

Hank doesn’t care much for labels and can’t, quite frankly, be bothered with what others think of him. They could call him the King of Siam, and it wouldn’t make any difference in the end. Because, fact is, Hank Lillibridge knows for shit sure that he’s the best damn bowler in the Torville South Bowling League, and if he wants to point his index finger and thrust his tongue upon the release of each ball from his steely grip, then he damn well will.